Callaway Golf Co (ELY)

Ok, so you're not exactly Tiger on the links. Hell, you're not even Jean Van de Velde. But you want to look like you belong and have a set of decent clubs, so you might want to check out Callaway's offerings. The California-based company began with the sale of a vineyard in 1981, but you don't need to concern yourself with that. All you need to know is, Callaway makes Big Bertha drivers, balls, clothes, and golf shoes. Now get back to the range and work on that swing.